GTA Army!

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On to the next GTA skit–GTA Army!

7ontheblock translated the Block B portions here. I watched that when it first came out (in fact, that’s how I discovered the GTA skits), but I’m going to try to translate all of this on my own, without reference to that translation, because that’s how we learn.

Hup one!

 

PLAYER walks into game store.

STORE OWNER: Welcome!

PLAYER punches STORE OWNER

STORE OWNER: What did you do that for?

PLAYER throws GTA Gangnam onto the counter.

PLAYER: This was no fun, so that’s what you get!

STORE OWNER: GTA Gangnam wasn’t fun.

PLAYER: You don’t have any good games. You’re no help.

PLAYER starts to leave. STORE OWNER grabs him.

STORE OWNER: Just a minute? What kind of game sounds fun? An army game?

PLAYER. No. Why?

STORE OWNER: How about it? GTA… (pulls out game) Army! This game and the next will make daily life in the military so much easier!

PLAYER gives up and takes the game.

PLAYER: There’s never a break!

He starts to leave. STORE OWNER grabs him.

STORE OWNER: Just a minute!

PLAYER: You’re doing this again?

STORE OWNER: That game supports motion capture. Here! (pulls out camera) Take this with you!

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