PLAYER: Ah, failed, failed. Let’s start again.
ON SCREEN: Private
PLAYER: I’ll do better this time.
ON SCREEN (under weapons available): K-2 rifle
VOICEOVER: Hit the target 10 times to win a leave pass. Use the L-stick to aim at the target.
PLAYER: (hits target once) Yes! (hits target more) Oh yeah! (empties clip into target)
PLAYER: Yes! I win the leave!
MP: Take him to military retraining.
PLAYER: I did everything right! Why did the MPs appear?
VOICEOVER: You have lost one casing.
PLAYER: Why does a casing matter?
VOICEOVER: You have been entered into military retraining.
PLAYER performs punishments
PLAYER: What jerk made such an exhausting game?
* 만발 literally means “full bloom.”