I kept taking my hands off the wheel to dance


I was listening to the new Bastarz album while driving–or more properly, I was listening to “That’s Right” and “The Hidden Girl” OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. And then a few times more.

I knew P.O had composed three of the Welcome 2 Bastarz songs, and that one of those songs was “Selfish & Beautiful Girl,” but it turns out he did those two as well. Keep up the good work, P.O!

I like B-Bomb’s “Tightly” as well, but it seems that he’s of the “Anything is sexy as long as it’s said in French” school of thought. The opening spoken-word bit means:

Ugh, I’m so hungry. I guess I could go get something. Wanna do that?

I mean, I guess that could lead to something sexy–many a porn movie is built on no firmer a premise. Speaking for myself, though, if I start a sentence, “Ugh, I’m so hungry,” I’m going to respond very poorly to an offer of anything other than food.

But, hey! Let’s give B-Bomb a few more super-duper sexy French opening lines!

Eh bien, nous sommes hors de lait. Pourquoi ne pas tu jamais l’achètes?

Translation: Well, we’re out of milk. Why don’t you ever buy any?

Il n’y a pas de shampoing. Puis-je utiliser du savon à vaisselle?

Translation: There’s no shampoo. Can I use dish soap?

Si tu me réveilles une fois de plus je vais te tuer.

Translation: If you wake me up one more time, I’m going to kill you.

ETA: U-Kwon asks the tough questions!

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