Category Archives: Block B

Unexpectedly funny things

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“Dude, I hit your car–let me drag you massively for it!”

And “Hack Zico” is turning out to be much funnier than I expected. In this episode Zico is visiting Korean friends in Japan, and one of them has some complete strangers wanting to take his picture because they think he’s good-looking. They ignore Zico completely, and the friend is so confused while Zico is cracking up–it’s awesome.

(Asian tourists to the United States don’t do this nearly so much nowadays, but in the 1980s that kind of thing happened all the time, especially if you looked or were dressed in a way that was considered somehow representative of the local people. My sister once wore a cowboy hat to Yosemite National Park, and it was like Princess Diana meeting the paparazzi.)

Jeez-o-flip!

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(Naw, I wasn’t planning on unwinding tonight with some wine and episode 2 of Show Me the Money.…)

Anyway: Block B Japan decided to drop a couple of bombs. There’s going to be a special project CD featuring P.O, U-Kwon, Taeil, Jaehyo & B-Bomb and a variety of yet unnamed Japanese musicians. And before then, U-Kwon & Taeil (as T2U) will have a national tour!

If you’re wondering, why U-Kwon & Taeil? Well, Taeil’s already had three solo concerts in Japan, and U-Kwon released a single there and was in Q-Chan (which was pretty darned amusing, I will say). So it makes sense–plus, it’s not like these are huge venues or anything.

But it’s nice! Good news all around–and more music, which is always a win in my book!

(And butthurt Korean fans will announce another boycott in 3, 2, 1….)

“Does he even have a lot of haters?”

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Oh, thank you, DKDKTV.

They start discussing the existence or nonexistence of Zico’s haters again at the 5:30 mark, and it’s pretty funny given how hard these haters try to be relevant. I mean, here are two younger Korean men, living in Korea, who are sufficiently into K-Pop that it’s a big focus of their YouTube channel, and they’re forced to conclude in the absence of any other evidence that, since even they have haters, Zico must have them, too.

So, yeah. Keep that in mind if what you see in the English-language K-Pop press starts to worry you.

Just some highlights of Zico’s history with the Korean K-Pop media

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There’s been a lot of traffic to these two posts. And I realize that there are some people who are working very hard to convince themselves that Zico’s media relations are some kind of real problem (imposed on him, of course, by his evil, evil label–run away with me, Zico!!!!), and I don’t expect this post to have any impact at all on those folks. But if you are kind of new to this (because for some strange reason you haven’t been spending the last four years obsessively following this issue), you might wonder why I and apparently every Korean on Nate find the notion that Zico owes the Korean K-Pop media anything at all to be genuinely hilarious.

If you’re not familiar with how the K-Pop press operates in Korea, Zico might seem to be acting unfairly. I mean, yeah, he wasn’t too happy about having his relationship with Seolhyun exposed, but…it’s not like that wasn’t true, right? (Mostly, anyway.) Why is he so closed off?

But the Korean media has also reported many things about Zico and Block B that are not remotely true. This happens all the time and is actually a big part of why NetizenBuzz exists–the “professional” media in Korea will print just about anything, including utterly stupid netizen comments, whether or not it’s true or of any significance. The only thing that matters is getting clicks.

Example #1 of the shit work the Korean media has done for Zico and Block B is, of course, the Thailand scandal.

If you click through that link, you will see that that post was inspired by an extremely sensible question: Why was the scandal such a big deal in Korea if Koreans had the capability of understanding that Zico’s remark in Korean was mistranslated into Thai? And the answer is: The media in Korea sucks ass.

Example #2: The rice-pizza scandal was reported, as a scandal, in the Korean media.

Actually, that one’s unusual because it was true–the members of Block B did indeed say they didn’t care for rice pizza. Of course, the whole bit where that makes them terrible people….

Example #3: They cropped Paloalto out of a publicity photograph taken for “Dark Panda” to create the impression that Zico and Hyolyn were dating.

Example #4: They cropped Henry Lau out of a picture of Zico and Lee Sung Kyung to create the impression that those two were dating.

That particular cropped photo was run in the Korean media–no lie–for months. Lee went on television and said they weren’t dating, and then Zico went on television, said they weren’t dating, showed the original photo, and showed how it had been altered. Even after all that the Korean media reported that Zico and Lee were dating using the doctored photo as “evidence.”

Whatever gets the clicks, baby!

So, yeah. This is not some one-time problem–the Korean K-Pop media is consistently terrible. Zico quite sensibly is not going to trust the media in his country, and his label is not, by any means, going to encourage any such trust.

And, honestly, why should he? I used to be a reporter, and all I can say is, you get what you give–if you want people to trust and respect you as a journalist, you need to behave ethically and be worthy of that trust and respect.

The very, VERY special guests

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Obviously the video for “Artist” has a lot of special guests: U-Kwon, Rie Hata, that troupe of awesome dancing schoolgirls.

But I’m talking about a VERY special kind of guest, namely the kind of guest who had no idea a freakin’ video was going on in the first place.

I’m talking: The boy who spots Zico and U-Kwon dancing outside a convenience store.

His brother comes out.

They can’t believe what they’re seeing!

They decide to go back inside, where things are less weird.

But Grandma has to come out, too, to see what the heck is going on!

Speaking of grandparents…

“Our morning walk will never be the same again!”

(I mean, no one will ever top the guy at the end here:

but they were still pretty great!)