PLAYER: Let’s do it again.
ON SCREEN: Seolleung Station
VOICEOVER: Polish shoes part-time to earn money.
PLAYER: I’ll make some honest money.
VOICEOVER: To polish the shoes, carefully rotate the stick.
PLAYER rotates stick; PLAYER CHARACTER polishes a shoe
ON SCREEN: Pocket money $5
PLAYER: This way, someday, I’ll have the money to buy a car.
Days pass in real life
ON SCREEN: Pocket money $25
Pocket money $150
Pocket money $795
Pocket money $1,195
TWO WEEKS LATER
PLAYER: That should be enough.
ON SCREEN: Pocket money $100,000
PLAYER: Ah, an import car.
VOICEOVER: You’ve purchased an import car.
PLAYER: Bought it!
ON SCREEN: BMW Mini
PLAYER: I’ve become not normal.* Now, should I look for women?
PLAYER: The babe who XX hit me!
BABE smiles and runs into car.
VOICEOVER: Bring the woman someplace quiet.
PLAYER: Let’s go to a wholesome motel.
ON SCREEN: Samseong-dong
PLAYER: The motel has valet parking! We’re still in Gangnam!
PLAYER CHARACTER hands keys to VALET
ON SCREEN: Gwak Han Gu (The real GTA)**
PLAYER: Gwak Han Gu! It can’t. . . . Not the keys!
VOICEOVER: Gwak Han Gu has been entrusted with the import car and will not give it back.
PLAYER: My import car has been stolen!
* “Not normal” is said in English, but I’d assume this means something more along the lines of “I’m special now.”
** Gwak Han Gu is a Korean comedian who has been arrested multiple times for stealing luxury cars.